How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Unnnnnnnn

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Anti Joke

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