why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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acualy is dolan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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