Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Urban ghettos

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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