A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" And nothing happened.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What sucks?

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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