Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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your a towel.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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