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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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