Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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once upon a time there was a boy

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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religion.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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