Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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