What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Gadaffi

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Paige

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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