What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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