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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

Ham sandwich

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Women's rights.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

I love you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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