-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Set up Punch line.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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