Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away."

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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