What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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if you read this you are gay

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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