- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The government makes a good decision

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Women deserve equal rights.

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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