Woman rights.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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