Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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woman's rights

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Stephen Walking.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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