Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What's big, wet and yellowish-green at midnight? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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womens rights to vote

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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