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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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