BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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steves legs

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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PENIS

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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