-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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