A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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Penis

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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