you gay?

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Women's professional sports

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Homonyms should be band.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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