Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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womens rights

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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