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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Two farmers are standing in a field. One says: "It's a bit cold today, don't you think?" The other doesn't reply, because he is trying to work out how to tell the first farmer that his son has just been killed in a road accident.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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