What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Knock knock. Death.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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