Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Women's rights.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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