Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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I have an idea! You leave.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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wow garlic, yum

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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