Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Knock knock. Death.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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jwe

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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