Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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giddy goat

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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