Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Cancer

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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God

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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