- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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