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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Dick spice

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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