Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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