Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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agp

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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A jew went to Germany.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Golf.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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