- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Black people having a Job.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

My parents died!

The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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