What's 6+2? 16

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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