Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Knock, Knock ...

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Dumb

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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