Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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