Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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willam dafoe

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them clutches his chest, falls to the ground, and loses consciousness. In a panic, the other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator that his friend might be dead of a heart attack. The operator says "Before we send a coroner instead of an ambulance, first make sure he's dead." The hunter says "Alright." There is a pause and then BLAM! "Okay," says the hunter, "now what?" The operator follows standard procedures to keep the hunter on the phone, lucid and calm. 45 minutes later, police reach the scene, arrest the hunter and begin a months-long investigation. Forensics determines that the dead hunter was likely alive prior to being shot in the face at point-blank range. The defendant is charged with first-degree murder and receives a 30-year sentence. On the 9th year of his sentence, he is stabbed in the chest 6 times by an initiate in a rival prison gang and dies the next day. He was 53.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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