There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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