What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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Womens rights

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Guess What! HI!

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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