whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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