How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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hey John will you make some copies

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Anti Joke

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