Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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religion.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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The.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Anti Joke

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