what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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