who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Daniel is a fag

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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