- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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