An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Women's rights.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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your mom

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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