roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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Womens rights

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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