What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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