Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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