whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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