After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why didn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Why is Justin Bieber better than Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury is dead. Justin Bieber is still alive. Also Freddie Mercury is ugly and Justin is hot.

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What do you call an arab terrorist with a bomb on his back in the middle of an airport? Don't even worry. You will never be able to pronounce his name.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure and drugs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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How did your baby die. She suffacted by your smell

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for grapes. The bartender explains to the duck that he does not sell grapes. Later that day, the bartender recounts the story to a friend; the friend advises the bartender to undergo psychological testing.

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Creationism.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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