What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Poo LOL

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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