If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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He walked in a bar

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

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Anti Joke

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