It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Anti Joke

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