Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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why did the man die? because he died.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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minorities

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Please Rape William Wright

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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