Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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knock knock go away

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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