What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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your mom

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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how do you win a game try your best

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Anti Joke

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