What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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666

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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womens rights

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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