Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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