A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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