What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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can you touch your toes? no

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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