Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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a man was shot.... he died

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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