what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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