What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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