When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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WNBA

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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8=D

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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