Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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