Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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