- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

here's a joke... the american education society

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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