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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Mike tyson

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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