How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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pickle juice?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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