- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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