kieran is a homosexual

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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your all shit at jokes

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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