What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Man U

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Anti Joke

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