How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Yanter, Look it up

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Cancer

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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