Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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penus

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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johann grayson being liked

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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full house

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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