A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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whats 2+2? 4

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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