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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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