Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Matt is a Duster!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Why so serious ?

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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drugs.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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