- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Tall asians

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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