so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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PENIS

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Religion

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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