Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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