Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Oliver's friends

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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weiner? balls

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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more chocolate?

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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