why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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david weres the slug gone

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Racial Equality.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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