- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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