3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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