Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Chayton

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Punching a baby

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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