I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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