Womens rights.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Why? Why not?

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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