What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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