-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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