A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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