What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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