- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Wade

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Knock knock. Racism.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

I like jokes.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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