A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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run farther?

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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