Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Hi

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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The penn state football administration

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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