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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Andoni was here

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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