A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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