- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

My tractor broke down.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

How much did the Holla Cost?

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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