Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Why so serious ?

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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drugs.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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