Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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A Jew returns change.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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