What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Mike tyson

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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sexual intercourse.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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