- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

What is my name? I dont know

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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