Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Left. That one direction...

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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