What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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