oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Moral

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