A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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