what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Your mom.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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