Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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steves legs

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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