Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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"Knock knock." "No."

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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