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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Women's Rights

In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

WNBA

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Donkey lips

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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