- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

2 Penises

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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