why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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this is gay

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There's my tractor.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Reed is poopin

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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