What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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