Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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:-)book

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