I think everybody should have a penis.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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you gay?

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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You are joking right?

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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