How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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"Knock knock." "No."

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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