What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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