What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Bacon is delcious.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Stop Spam Read Books

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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