Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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It's all Taggart

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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your mom is so fat.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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He walked in a bar

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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