At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Women's rights

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SHUT UP JP

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Womans baksetball...

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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cory is gay

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Anti Joke

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