- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every knight i see an owl at window

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Wumbo

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

women's rights

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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