A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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