whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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A women in the kitchen.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Shltskc gw? G

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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