One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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tim has no humor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Black people having a Job.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Women's rights.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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