Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Women's Rights

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Small Penis.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Anti Joke

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