- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

mark lawson likes boys

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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