A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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