The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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The song Friday Rules!

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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