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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

I ponder

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

lipstick pig

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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