What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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... Chan chan

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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THE GAME

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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