- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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