- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steering Wheel Face.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

the asian kid gets an F

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

every cloud has a silver lining

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

penis in the camel

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

peter charastabopouloulous

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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