Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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