why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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oh hiya come in

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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woman's rights

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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An asian without a future.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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