a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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