I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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