How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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The global news

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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a horse walks into a barn

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Women's rights

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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