Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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