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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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women's rights, lol

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Anti Joke

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