The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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