- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Twenty-Four

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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