A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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