How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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