i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Anti Joke

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