- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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