Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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How old are you? 20

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Women's rights

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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