What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Lololol

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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