What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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Knock knock What?

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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