Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Your social life

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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