Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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