An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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the game

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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